Shutting the fuck up is a free action
a very sassy player who got very tired of everyone talking over each other
Quotes
A human corpse counts as an improvised weapon, right?
Our barbarian just before hitting an enemy with his freshly killed ally
It is dungeons and dragons, not sex dungeons and bdsm dragons!
Me to the party after they said kinky when i start talking about rope
All Gnomes are voreable
Me, to which I reminded the DM that I am the only tank in a party of glass cannons when they (jokingly) threatened to kick me out for saying such a thing. (via yourplayersaidwhat)
That’s a nice antagonist NPC you’ve got there. It would be a shame if someone where to…. seduce him.
Our mutant mechanic with a prehensile tail in Airship Pirates RPG, who successful seduced the villian.
I’d like to roll to scream into the deep abyss.
Our bard before she NAT 20’s the abyss to be somewhat afraid of her.
The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.
The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)
So am I fucking the innkeeper or not?
Our Human Ranger, trying to get his room for free via seduction (via yourplayersaidwhat)
The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours.
Come here often?
the ranger to a mysterious hooded figure after rolling a nat 1 for perception, later discovered to be a broomstick with a cloak draped over it